I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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