I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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