no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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