you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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