Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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