You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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