"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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