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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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