singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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