They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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