Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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