On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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