i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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