He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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