I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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