Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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