Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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