hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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