I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
two words...techno handjob
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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