he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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