he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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