So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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