Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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