Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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