He kissed a someone with a penis
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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