problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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