yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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