what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got inside last night via doggy door
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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