Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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