there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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