Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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