Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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