Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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