dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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