Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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