..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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