Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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