let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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