His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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