Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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