At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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