walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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