i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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