Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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