Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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