I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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