ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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