Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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