And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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