Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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