I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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