I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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