I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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