I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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