She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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