I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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