it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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